| 1998 | Lost a bet and had to join the Navey; posted to Op Ctr Sat |
| | 2nd Annual Regressional Convention; awarded E, EFFORT |
| 1999 | Operation RINGER; commands USS Blistex |
| 2000 | Operation DUCK UNCOVER |
| | USS Blistex lost |
| 2006 | Promoted to Lt(JG), posted to SMART ASS |
| | Reduced to Ens with letters on file |
| | Awarded X (the Make George Cross) |
| 2010 | 4th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | King for a minute |
| 2011 | Served aboard the USS King Penny |
| | Completed Llama sensitivity training |
| 2014 | Attended the 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | Awarded HA Wings because George loves him |
