Slabovian School Of Business Bachelor Of Calmerce

Slabovian School of Business

Department of Creative Accounting

  • Fudging
  • Exageration and Underestimation
  • Addition vs. Creative Addition
  • The Civil Service and You
  • Red Tape (and other convenient standards and conventions)
  • How to seduce your auditor (guest speaker: Rankin MacGillivray)
  • Principles of Creative Mathematics (guest speaker: David Yarker, B.M.S.)

Department of Yep!

  • The Vocabulary of Yep!
  • How to say "yes" and mean "no"
  • How to say "yes" and mean "yes"
  • The Yes-based society
  • The Yes power base
  • Acting 101

Department of Magnanomics

  • Googelplex (conceptual)
  • Theories of Spending
  • Women and Spending
  • Asset Disposal
  • Principles of Wide-Spread Cash-Blowing
  • Plausible Over-Budgeting
  • Wasteful Hiring
  • Spontaneous Monetary Combustion
  • Misappropriation of Funds
  • Uncle Visa
  • Surplus Financing vs. Debt Financing

Department of Coercive Subversion

  • The Modern Calmercial Take-Over
  • Overt Undermining at the Management Level
  • Puppeteering 101
  • Stable Instability and FigureHeads

Department of inCompetancy

  • The Civil Service Model
  • Bungling 101
  • Principles of Chaos Theory
  • Entropy in Systems

Department of Spamanomics

  • Spamming 101
  • Spamming 201
  • Spamming 301
  • Accounting: Pension Plan, Unemployment Insurance and Fringe Benifits