Nobility
Slabovia's Nobility is comprised of five ranks as follows:
| Title (M) | Title (F) | Written form of address | Verbal address |
| Duke | Duchess | His/Her Grace | Your Grace |
| Count | Contessa | ||
| Baron | Baroness | His Lordship/Her Ladyship | Lord/Lady |
| Lord | Lady | His Lordship/Her Ladyship | Lord/Lady |
| Knight | Knight | His Lordship/Her Ladyship | Sir/Dame |
Meet the Current Slabovian Nobles
Stephen Clarke, Duke of URL and Crown Prince of Slabovia
The Duke of URL, Crown Prince of Slabovia.
Arms of the Duke of URL
Penny Chamois, Contessa of Upper Slabovia
The Contessa of Upper Slabovia.
Arms of the Contessa of Upper Slabovia
Rankin MacGillivray, Chancellor and Baron of Mars
His Excellency, the Baron of Mars.
Arms of the Baron of Mars
David Yarker, Lord of Byetown
Arms of the Lord of Byetown
Sir Bob Emery
Sir Bob of Klaatu.
Arms of Sir Bob of Klaatu
Bob Emery has been a Slabovian citizen since the mid-1980's. He always marched to a different drum than everybody else (in this case, his own drum), sharing his most peculiar sense of humour with the rest of the nation. Sir Bob received a Knighthood for Science and Mathematics for his discovery of bleem, a number between six and seven. The square-root of forty-two to be precise. This astounding breakthrough revolutionized mathematics.
Sir Bob passed away in April of 2013. He is sorely missed.