Immigration
Government of Slabovia
Ministry of Citizenship and Immigration
Citizenship and Immigration Policy
Slabovia is a country proud of its traditions. We are a peaceful nation of paeple who live to have fun (preferably at someone else's expense). In the spirit of continuous growth and taking into account our rapidly aging population, for the first time since coming into existence, Slabovia has opened its borders to aliens.
Eligibility Criteria
In order to become a Slabovian citizen, a candidate must meet the following criteria:
- Age (candidate must be alive - some exceptions apply)
- Sex (having sex is optional, but being of one sex or another sure helps)
- Fluency in official languages (grunting ability as a minimum)
- Sponsorship from an existing (and living) Slabovian citizen
- Offspring of existing Slabovian Citizens will be granted citizenship automatically upon applying (parent may apply on their behalf).
Application Process
Candidates must fill out the Slabovian Citizenship Application Form (Available Here) and submit it to the Minister of Citizenship and Immigration (the Baroness of Mars) for processing. The application must be accompanied by an endorsement from the candidate's sponsor. If all eligibility criteria are met and the Baroness is happy with the bribe, the application will be put forward for Royal approval by the King.
Processing Time
Processing time depends largely on the size of the bribe, but the candidate can expect the application to be processed somewhere between right away and sometime in the distant future. Definitely before the next ice age.
Once the application has been approved by the King, the candidate will be required to write a citizenship test and take an oath. A photo with the King can be arranged for an additional bribe to the Minister of Citizenship and Immigration.
Advantages of Becoming a Slabovian Citizen
- When you become a Citizen of Slabovia, it does not impact your prior allegiences to other countries, so you don't lose anything.
- You will gain access to the Slabovian community. Warning: May be hazardous to your mental health.
- You will not get tax relief.
- You will not be exempt from prosecution under International Criminal Laws or avoid extradition.
- You will not be able to fly, even while wearing a cape.
- Even though your vehicle may be registered as part of the fleet, it will not operate while submerged in water.
- Citizenship will not solve your marital problems, and may in fact introduce new ones.
- You will not be able to touch your ear with your elbow. (but you can look like a goof and try all you want)
- You just tried it didn't you? Betcha it didn't work.
Passports
The Ministry of Citizenship and Immigration will issue a passport to verified citizens for a fee. Citizens wishing a passpoprt should apply to the Minister and must provide a photo (you don't have to look serious in the photo) as well as their date and place of birth.
