GC

OPERATION GILDED CAGE (GC)

GC	CG with Silver Star

April 2000 - The primary objective of this mission was to extract a valuable POB (prisoner of bore) from the sinister Duke Orlando of Florida. This was difficult owing to the effects of "Stockholm Syndrome" where hostages from otherwise cold environments are held against their will in warm, sunny climates and begin to believe they "like it there". This particular POB has been known to return to the Duke's Dukedom time and again no matter how harsh the deprogramming. Secondary mission involved reconnaissance of Mars.

Designed by the Chancellor and approved by King George I in 2000.