Fleet

The Fleets


Incontinental Fleet	Specific Fleet	BARFleet

TEALS Fleet	Fleet W	Merchant Marine

Highlighting denotes ships on active status
CURRENT FLEET MAP

Gunboats

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Bellabike	Pickle	Fungus	G. Bride	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"It's Not a Scooter"
USS Caseus	Fromage	Llamatown	J. Mercer	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Benedicam Tibi"
USS Creta	Hooligan	Llamatown	C. Mercer	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Gear On! Gear Up!"
USS Fezzik	Battering Ram	Moronto	D. Morgan	Incontinental	Active	"Ego Cum In Brutis"
USS Lester B.	Shop	Moronto	D. Morgan	Incontinental	Dry Docked	"Rubber Inferiorium Partum"
USS Naked	Nipple	Llamatown	J. Mercer	Incontinental	Active	"All A Quiver"
USS Photon	Quantum	Llamatown	C. Mercer	Incontinental	Active	"No Rest"
USS Sting	Hornet	Llamatown	J. Mercer	Incontinental	Dry Docked	"Sting or Be Stung"
USS Storm	Jedi	Llamatown	C. Mercer	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Non Est Experiri"

Patrol Ships

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Angus		Boredom	J. Blakeney	Merchant Marine	Decommissioned	" "
USS Antoine	Twotone	Byetown	P. Robillard	Incontinental	Sunk	"Fly Low, Sweet Chariot"
USS Blaster	Yodel	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"Eat Wave"
USS Daisy	Alternate	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"How Many Grins Can You Fit in a Fish?"
USS Fruitfly	Hiccup	Byetown	P. Robillard	Incontinental	Sunk	"Squash Me"
USS Geekmobile	Paidfor	Byetown	E. Jacksch	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Nun Quam Cede"
USS Golf Crisis	T	Lahr	K. Robertson	TEALS	Sunk	"Are We Shooting?"
USS Gopher			D. Pitzel	Incontinental	Active	"You Can Watch Me Sail Away For Three Days"
USS Hornet's Nest	Freedom	Llamatown	P. Robillard	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"?"
USS Iguana	Innocuous	Llamatown	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"De Rerum Stultarum"
USS Jammer	Tulip	Byetown	P. Robillard	Incontinental	Reserve	"Louee Louee"
USS Krankenshaft	T	Lahr	R. MacGillivray	TEALS	Decommissioned	"Par For The Course"
USS Kroten Wanderung	Twotone	Lahr	A. McNicoll	TEALS	Decommissioned	"Closer Than They Appear"
USS Le Grume	Stromberg	Byetown	E. Jacksch	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Watch Your Head"
USS Namepending	Constithreetion	Byetown	D. Yarker	Incontinental	Sunk	"Ahhhh"
USS Queen Moneca	Dowager	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Sundae Driver"
USS Tiptoe	Tulip	Byetown	D. Lavictoire	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Shhh"
USS Turtle	Bridesmaid's	SFD	K. Michiels	Merchant Marine	Decommissioned	"Made of Honour"
USS Vibrator	Beebe	Lahr	M. Dostie	TEALS	Decommissioned	"Batteries Not Included"

Corvettes

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS 13 Red	Phoebe	Montsurreal	A. McNicoll	Incontinental	Lost at Sea	"Les Jeux Sont Faits"
USS Bagnole	Corpus Collossum	Montsurreal	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Reserve	"Smoooooth"
USS Blind Spot		FOB Wellie	B. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Merchant Marine	"Carpe Vinum"
USS Blistex	Cutter	Byetown	L. Wall	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Protecting The Lips That Kiss"
USS Blueprint	Damite	Lost Wages	M. Dosenbach	Specific	Decommissioned	"124 and the A/C Don't Work"
USS Booger	Algebra	Lahr	R. MacGillivray	TEALS	Decommissioned	"If Bleach Don't Whiten It"
USS Bubbles	Kumquat	Moronto	M. Klinowski	Incontinental	Active	"Tears Dry On Their Own "
USS Bucephalus	Tessier	Bosstown	M. MacWilliam	Incontinental	Lost at Sea	"Back In the Fish"
USS Buttercup	Makeup	Byetown	P. Chamois	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"We Suck It Up"
USS Buttercup II	Makeup	Byetown	P. Chamois	Incontinental	Active	"We Like Candy"
USS C.I.S.I.L. Fault	United	Byetown	K. Baird	Incontinental	Decommisioned	"Blame Liam"
USS Collision	Skipped	Spam Harbour	M. Dosenbach	Specific	Decommissioned	"Ice Is Slippery"
USS Deathtrap	Little	Lost Wages	R. Murray	Merchant Marine	Sunk
USS Doc Brown		Byetown	K. Baird	Incontinental	Active	"1.21 Jigawatts?!?"
USS Figment	Whatzitz	Byetown	I. Douglas	Incontinental	Lost at Sea	"Into The Great Unknown"
USS Firework	Ruby	Blandford	G. Tuckey	Incontinental	Active	"Don't Take Shortcuts"
USS Fuhgettaboudid	Shitbox	Fungus	G. Bride	Merchant Marine	Decommissioned	"The One That Goes Whoosh"
USS Fukengruven	Edelweiss	Byetown	K. Oelrich	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Promedade"
USS Fuzzyboxers	Cancelled	Byetown	K. Robertson	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"We Like 'Em Fuzzy"
USS Gofasta	Whitzitz	Byetown	K. Robertson	Incontinental	Sunk	"Weather or Not"
USS Goodfella	Ruby	Boredom	D. Pitzel	Incontinental	Lost at sea	"Hangin' with Steve McQueen"
USS Goshawk	Corpus Collossum	Moronto	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Reserve	"I Haven't a Clue"
USS Graescel	Corpus Collossum	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"Last Brain For Clarkston"
USS Green Hornet	Hermes	Moronto	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"D is for Drive"
USS Grey Ghost	Fuelless	Deathbridge	M. Dostie	Specific	Active	"Fait Lux et Parvus Oleum"
USS Grosse Pomme	St. Andre	Montsurreal	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Intuable"
USS Guinness	Company	SFD	M. Dosenbach	Specific	Decommissioned	"Through a Glass Darkly"
USS Hammer of George	Gauntlet	Moronto	G. Bragg	Incontinental	Active	"Gotcha"
USS Handbasket	Hookey	Moronto	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Reserve
USS Hot Ride	Whatzitz	Byetown	P. Chamois	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"She Feared No Evil For She Knew No Sin"
USS Hyper Lynx	Ruby	Blandford	G. Tuckey	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"while(!(succeed=try()));"
USS Idanoe	Whatzitz	Moronto	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Reserve
USS Incepto	Mothball	Llamatown	C. Mercer	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Straight On 'Till Morning"
USS Indigo Montoya	Maltese	Llamatown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Active	"Inconceivable"
USS Javelin	?	Byetown	D. Munn	Incontinental	Active	"Pointy end goes into the other guy"
USS Kiniggit	Pemberton	Byetown	D. Munn	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"She turned me into a Newt"
USS Latrine	Repair	Area 42	D. Munn	Incontinental	Sunk	"It's So Broken It Can't Get Any Worse"
USS Maltese Falcon	Spade	Llamatown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Hear Me Baby, Hold Together"
USS Manhattan	Junkpile	Byetown	P. Robillard	Incontinental	Sunk	"Torpedo Bait"
USS Mediocris			M. Dosenbach	Specific	Active	" "
USS Ninja	Ruby	Montsurreal	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Active	" "
USS Oogway	Ruby	Blandford	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Active	"There Are No Accidents"
USS Paeple Eater	Cerebellum	Llamatown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"No Guts No Nothin'"
USS Pemberton	Wave	Blandford	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve
USS Practical	Rebel	SFD	R. Dosenbach	Merchant Marine	Disavowed
USS Radio Flyer	Weaver	No Worth Bay	M. Dostie	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Without a Permit"
USS Reginod	Packlid	Nude Bunswich	K. Robertson	Incontinental	Sunk	"We Are Far From Home"
USS Silver Spoon	Maltese	Blandford	A. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Casu Consulto"
USS Stardust	Maltese	Blandford	A. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Active	"Falling With Style"
USS Supreme	Shitbox	Petawhowho	M. Dostie	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Do You Have Any Cement?"
USS Tacky	Shitbox	Nude Bunswich	K. Robertson	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Have Gas, Will Travel"
USS Thingamajigger	Ruby	Blandford	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"On An Adventure"
USS Tin Cup	Ruby	Blandford	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Take The Lead"
USS Wandering Buoy	Pemberton	Blandford	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Reserve	"Always"

Sloops

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Glass Slipper	Ambassador	SFD	P. Goddard	Specific	Reserve	"Champagne's in the Back"
USS Henry Duvall	Stackhouse	Byetown	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Reserve
USS Pumpkin	Ambassador	SFD	R. MacGillivray	Specific	Reserve	"Without a Hitch"
USS Tyrone Power	Stackhouse	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve

Corsairs

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Beast	Middle	Llamatown	C. Mercer	Incontinental	Active	"Follow the Litre"
USS Bender		Byetown	K. Sharkey	Incontinental	Active	""
USS Borderjumper	Packrat	Blandford	P. Bell	Incontinental	Active	"Non Sepem In Me"
USS Mulum	Impulse	Byetown	D. Munn	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Stubborn, Willful, Froward"
USS Warthog	Impulse	Byetown	D. Munn	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Ut Deus damnet crus"
USS Wartburg	Hoofprint	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Merchant Marine	Decommissioned	"Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'"
USS Wherethefukawe	Packrat	Blandford	C. Bell	Incontinental	Active	"Never Stop for Directions"
USS Whiner	Lutz	Montsurreal	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Reserve	"Do We Have To?"

Frigates

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Anti-Pretzle	Angst	Llamatown	J. Mercer	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"A Salt Force"
USS Demeter	Hammer	Llamatown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"If I Had a Hammer"
USS Douglas Pratley	Physics	Lahr	R. MacGillivray	TEALS	Decommissioned	"Voopah, Voopah"
USS Half Moon	Angst	FOB Wellie	K. Robertson	Merchant Marine	Sunk	"One Half Step"
USS Highlightning	Lower	Petawhowho	M. Dostie	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Ripe and Pillage"
USS L'Il Hank	Rondayvoo	Llamatown	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Reserve	"Make It Squeak"
USS Packlid	Reginod	Llamatown	S. Clarke	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"We Look For Things"
USS Tin Can	Lower	SFD	M. Dosenbach	Specific	Decommissioned	"Bail"

Destroyers

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Appalling		Llamatown	P. Robillard	Incontinental	Sunk	"Get The Lead Out"
USS Bloop	Latefor	Winnemucca	M. Dosenbach	Specific	Reserve	"Not Just A Pretty Face"
USS Goupil	Schwannboat	Montsurreal	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Reserve	"Close Enough"
USS Schwannboat	Ludwig	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"A Lighting Cue"

Light Cruisers

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Elvis	X	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Decommissioned	"Vous Etes Ici"
USS Leapfrog	Elvis	Byetown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"Are We There Yet?"
USS Meatplow	Elvis	Montsurreal	D. Morgan	Incontinental	Reserve	"Absolutely"

Cruisers

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Byetown	Remedial	Moronto	M. Dosenbach	Incontinental	Sunk	"Superior Incompetence"
USS King Penny	Daft	Llamatown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"Cocamu"
USS Mae West	Daft	Llamatown	K. Oelrich	Incontinental	Reserve	"When I'm Bad I'm Better"
USS Margarita	Byetown	SFD	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"Margaritas for Everyone"
USS Pride of Slabovia	Byetown		M. Dosenbach	Specific	Active	"Pulsis Nocte"

Heavy Cruisers

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Ashurbanipal	Voyageur	Moronto	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Reserve	"And Another Comes On"
USS Lloyd D. Jackson	TH&B	Llamatown	R. MacGillivray	Incontinental	Reserve	"Go Cat Go"
USS Miss Toast	Rossler	Lahr	R. MacGillivray	TEALS	Decommissioned	"The Wurst Is Yet To Come"
USS Nebuchadnezzar	Voyageur	Byetown	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Reserve	"Speed Up A Little Bit"
USS Nebuchadrezzar	Voyageur	Montsurreal	P. Goddard	Incontinental	Reserve	"Round and Round"
USS Nikita	Rushin	Lahr	D. Yarker	TEALS	Decommissioned	"On Your Left"
USS Robert Kerr	Drama	Byetown	G. Bragg	Incontinental	Reserve	"Ask The Air"

Battleships

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Nosnibor	Graduate	Byetown	D. Morgan	Incontinental	Reserve	"Coo Coo Ka Choo"

Dreadnoughts

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO

Spacecraft

NAME	CLASS	HOMEPORT	SKIPPER(S)	FLEET	STATUS	MOTTO
USS Don Quixote	English	Llamatown	G. Bragg	BARFLEET	Active	"Merda Accidit"
USS Meatshield	English	Llamatown	Various	BARFLEET	Active	" "
USS Dulcinea	English	Llamatown	Various	BARFLEET	Active	"Quid Denique Agitis?"