Faculty Of Spacefunkiotronological-jingalatronikczabraphonics

Faculty of Spacefunkiotronological-jingalatronikczabraphonics

Basic B.Funk Course Load:

• Applied Czabraphonics
• Funky Estimating for Engineers
• Putting the "Funk" back in "Spacefunkiotronological-jingalatronikczabraphonics"

Department of Basic Hand Tool Theory

• The Phonetics of Grunting, Groaning, and Pain Suppression
• The Modern Persuader
• Home Hints for the Handyman
• Toughness: A Modern Social Disease
• Action/Reacton 101

Department of Hard Hat Haute-Couture

• Universal and Non-Universal Colour-Coding Systems
• Durability Testing (Lab)
• High-Visibility Supervisors
• Embellishment, Adornment, or Decoration?
• Chin Strap?
• Management Effectiveness and the Hard Hat
• Conveying Confidence through a Floral Pattern
• Strong yet Attractive
• History of Hard Hat Haute-Couture

Department of Navel Architecture

• Lint Distribution and Replenishment
• To Pierce or Not To Pierce
• Exposition Ethics
• Interior Decorating
• Exterior Decorating (As Applicable)
• NCC (Navel Construction Contract) Coding

Department of Equipment and Technology Design

• Applied Rocket Science
• Making it Work
• Flaw or Design Feature?
• Futzing 101 (Lab)
• Bugging out the Works

Department of Temporal Integration

• Applied Temporal Macronomics
• An Assessment of Modern "Time-Saving" Devices
• When Are You?

Department of Cactus Transformations

• The Magic Wand
• Application of Known CT Safeties
• The Attack Cactus
• CT Ethics
• Innovations in CT Prevention

Department of "Kitsch"en Appliance Networking

• AI and the Kitchen Appliance
• Applied Appliance Psychology
• Software Integration
• "TM" a Programmer's Language
• Garden Gnomes and Swiss Cooking