| 1985 | Joins NO SS, posted to Lahr Colony to conduct surveillance on TEALS |
| 1988 | Posted to Hell |
| | Operation POND SCUM |
| 1989 | Posted to Winterpeg |
| 1992 | Joins the Navey; posted to the SQUARE LAIR, Byetown (emergency airlift) |
| 1993 | Posted to FRANK |
| 1994 | Operation WHITE FLAG; awarded CEF |
| 1998 | Operation STUD FINDER |
| | 2nd Annual Regressional Convention; awarded E |
| | Court Martialled, found guilty, sentence suspended |
| | Posted to S10 as MODEL |
| 1999 | Operation RINGER |
| 2004 | Promoted to Lt(JG) |
| 2007 | Operation WIND-UP; Awarded WINDUP |
| | Awarded EFFORT |
| | Promoted to Lt |
| | Posted to BELAIR |
| 2010 | 4th Annual Regressional Convention; Ascended the throne in a pre-emptive strike in order to preclude Liam from becoming King |
| 2011 | Awarded KP |
| | Abdicated the throne, reinstated in the Navey, granted noble title of Contessa |
| | Served aboard USS King Penny |
| | Completed Llama sensitivity training |
| 2014 | Attended 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| | Promoted to LCdr |
| 2015 | Attended TOP SNOT 2015 |
