BA

ALIEN CLONE SLAVE SERVICE MEDAL (BA)

For exemplary zeal in following the programming of teh Alien Snail Overlords (in accordance with the Treaty of Michiganopolis), respect, adulation, and unquestioning obedience. Multiple awards for reconstitution.
(The Benevolent Administrator Award)

Designed by the Chancellor and approved by Queen Moneca I in September 1994.