| AA | The Ann Arbor Medal (Campaign Medal) |
| ADM | Admiral |
| AFB | Air Force Base |
| ARTEMIS | Active Response Tactical Exercises and Missions In Space (Campaign Medal) |
| ASO | Alien Snail Overlords |
| AWOL | Absent WithOut Leave |
| B-2 | Second Banana |
| BA | Benevolent Administrator |
| BA | Benevolent Administrator Award (Alien Clone Slave Service Medal) |
| BA | Bachelor of Arts |
| BARFLEET | Bragg's Artemis Resources Fleet |
| BARFBAG | BARFLEET Battle Advisory Group |
| BARFCINC | BARFLEET Commander-IN-Chief |
| BARFLY | BARFLEET (Fleet) Yeoman |
| BARFOLA | BARFLEET Operational Leadership Assessment |
| BARFSPOT | BARFLEET Special Planning Officer, Theatre-wide |
| BcALM | Bachelor of Calmerce |
| BCYT | Bachelor of Cyber-Theology |
| BDI | Bachelor of Disorder and Insecurity |
| BELAIR | Classified |
| BFD | Bartholomew Field Decoration (award) |
| BFUNK | Bachelor of Spacefunkiotronological-jingalatronikczabraphonics |
| BHS | Bachelor of Health Sciences |
| BMS | Bachelor of Metaphysical Sciences |
| BINGO | Point of no return (half-way point) or, low fuel warning point |
| BO | Benevolent Overlords |
| BOTCH | Basic Outbasket Training Causing Havoc |
| CADET | Command Authority (that) Destroys Every Thing |
| CANEX | Centre for Advanced Nucular Engineering and eXperimentation |
| CANON | Capture Any New Optical Nuance |
| CAPT | Captain |
| CB | Citizen's Band radio |
| CDR | Commander |
| CDT | Central Daylight Time |
| CEF | The Clarkston Expeditionary Force (Campaign Medal) |
| CFTA | Combined Forces Training Academy |
| CHIEF | Chief Of the Boat |
| CIC | Combat Information Centre |
| CIC | Commander-In-Chief |
| CICCFUSE | Commander-In-Chief Combined Forces United Slabovian Empire |
| CLOWNS | Covert Llama Operatives With Nuclear Suprises |
| CM | The Queen Moneca Self-Coronation Medal |
| CMO | Chief Medical Officer |
| CNIB | Crisis Nixing and Initiation Bureau |
| COB | Chief Of the Boat |
| COMMO | Communications Officer |
| CRIPES | CReative Inactivity and Procrastinatory inEffectivenesS (award) |
| CWEED | Cold Weather Equipment Engineering and Development |
| CZ | The Coke Zombie Award |
| DEFCAN | Based on US's DEFCON (DEFence CONdition) this condition refers to the number of cans of Coca-Cola on hand |
| DELPHI | Directorate of Evaluation, Long-term Planning and Historical Invention |
| DOA | Deck Officer Adjunct (watch or deck officer - person in charge at the moment) |
| DOOEY | Rank insignia (interlocking gold rings) |
| DSQ | Award With No Acronym For Every Person In Slabovia Who Has No Other Awards |
| ECLIPSE | Extremely Covert Long-range Intelligence and Pre-emptive Strike Entity |
| EDT | Eastern Daylight Time |
| EFFORT | Group W Expeditionary Force For Operational/Recreational Travel (award) |
| EIEIO | Extremely Infeasable Engineering and Infrastructure Operations |
| EMU | Endangered Species Merchandising Unit |
| ENGO | Engineering Officer |
| ENS | Ensign |
| EST | Eastern Standard Time |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival |
| FADM | Fleet Admiral |
| FLEET COM | Fleet Commander |
| FOB | Forward Operating Base |
| FOOLS | Force of Occupation Lebreton Street (Campaign Medal) |
| FORUM | Classified |
| FRANK | Classified |
| GC | Operation Guilded Cage (Campaign Medal) |
| GARTERS | Gravity Augmentation Retention Tension Extension Restraint System |
| GP | General Proconsulship |
| GO SFO | Go Vacations SanFrancisco Station |
| GO TO | Go Vacations Toronto Station |
| GOV | Governor |
| GPS | Global Positioning System |
| HIRTS | Heroic Injury Resulting from Total Stupidity (award) |
| HQ | HeadQuarters |
| IB | Iron Butterfly (award) |
| ID | Inefficiency Decoration (award) |
| IOFF | Interim Occupation Force France (Campaign Medal) |
| ITBV | Inter-Table Ballistic Vegetable |
| KIA | Killed In Action |
| KUSMC | Kommandant, USMC |
| LAST SUPPER | Long-term Analysis, STrategic Slabovian Unplanned Planning and PolicyExecution |
| LBGEF | Llama-Be-Gone Elite Forces |
| LCDR | Lieutenant Commander |
| LHADM | Lord High Admiral |
| LOGO | Logistics Officer |
| LT | Lieutenant |
| LT(JG) | Lieutenant Junior Grade |
| LT-GOV | Lieutenant Governor |
| MARS BAR | Baron or Baroness of Mars |
| MEF | The Mars Expeditionary Force (Campaign Medal) |
| MODEL | Measurement Officer, Detrimental Effects and Liabilities |
| MORON | Member Of the Royal Order of Numpties (award) |
| MS | Mission Specialist |
| NAV | Navigator |
| NAVELINT | Navel Intelligence |
| NERDS | Nucular Engineering, Research and Development Site |
| NIKON | New Improved Killer Only Nicer |
| NOSE | National Organization of Slabovian Egotists |
| NO SS | New Organization of Slabovian Spies |
| NO USE | Navey Of the United Slabovian Empire |
| NSA | National Security Advisor |
| NTS | Nucular Training Centre |
| NTSC | Classified |
| OBO | Organization of Benevolent Organizations |
| OP CTR | Operations Centre |
| OPS | Operations |
| OPSO | Operations Officer |
| ORACLE | Operations Retro-Active Command Logistics Executive |
| PAPER | Paeple's Agendas, Proceedings, Edicts and Reports |
| PDT | Pacific Daylight Time |
| PHD | The Phredericton Drive (Campaign Medal) |
| PHRED | Proposal Having a Requirement for Earnest Discussion |
| PIANO | Portable Instrument for Analysis and eNcryption Oscillator |
| PIN | Planning Institute for the Navey |
| PMQ | Married Personnel Quarters |
| POFAE | Palace Of Fine Arts Exploratorium |
| POFAE | Personnel Orientation Facility for the Amplification of Enzrds |
| POUFTA | Photographic Operations Unit For Training and Archiving |
| PPK | Photosynthetic Preservation of Knowledge device |
| PROTO | Protocol Officer |
| RADIO SLAB | Radio Slabovia |
| RALLY | Really Advanced Local Landmark relaY |
| REPAT | Operation RE: PAT (Campaign Medal) |
| RMC | Classified |
| RRC | Classified |
| RV | Recreational Vehicle |
| S10 | Supposedly Sentient Slabovian Small-Scale Stimulating Strategic Simulation Studies Services |
| SATAN | Slabovian Aerospace Training Academy (Navel) |
| SAUSER | Slabovian Agency for oUter Space Exploration and Research |
| SAWMILL | Slabovian Advanced Weapons Manufacturing Including Lethal Lego |
| SCORE | Special Covert Operational Reconnaissance Evaluation Program |
| SCRS | Slabovian Communications Relay Station |
| SECDEF | Secretary of Defence |
| SFD | Sam Frog's Disco, Slabovia's twin city for SanFrancisco |
| SFO | SanFrancisco |
| SHC | Slabovian High Command |
| SIMPLE | Slabovian Impossible Mission Planning with Lousy Execution |
| SKIPPER | Captain |
| SLANG | Slabovian Linguistic Anecdotal Nuances Guide |
| SMD | Slabovian Minor Deity |
| SMARTASS | Slabovian Military And Reconnaissance Technology And Secret Stuff |
| SNAILS | Slabovian Navel Aviator Instructional Learning School |
| SNOTS | Slabovian Navey Operations and Tactics School |
| SNSSS | Slabovian Nott's-So-Secret Service |
| SO | Staff Officer |
| SO2 | Staff Officer 2 |
| SOB | Strategic Operations Base |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SPACE | Slabovian Paeple's Alliance of Cosmonaut Explorers |
| SQUARE LAIR | Slabovian QUeen's Active Response Executive, Logistics And Intelligence, Retro-active |
| SSHIT | Special Slabovian Hyper Intelligence Team |
| SSMS | Slabovian Secret Message Service |
| SSS | Slabovian Civil Service |
| STINK TANK | Slabovian Technical INformation and Knowledge TANK |
| SUCKUPS | Slabovian Undiplomatic Corps, Kowtowing Union and Postal Service |
| SUPER | Slabovian Undercover Pe*** Environmental Repair |
| TACO | Tactical Officer |
| TACT | Terrorist ACT (Implemented by the Slabovian Civil Service during crisis) |
| TAJ MAHAL | Classified |
| TEALS | Temporary Executive Authority Lahr Senior (Campaign Medal) |
| TP | Turtle Patrol (Campaign Medal) |
| TSR-AT | Top Secret Reconnaissance - Away Team |
| TUXEDOS | Temporary Undercover eXperimental Exomorphic Diplomatic Operation Suit |
| UN | Untied Nations |
| USE | United Slabovian Empire |
| USMC | United Slabovian Maroon Corps |
| USS | United Slabovian Ship |
| VADM | Vice-Admiral |
| VEGAS | Vacuous Expeditionary Group Accidentally Sent (Campaign Medal) |
| XO | Executive Officer |
| YYZ | Moronto International Airport |